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Spring Plumbing Humour

Posted by: William Anderson Posted Date: 18/03/2016
Appreciate your Plumbers   Here at C Anderson and Sons we like to express our gratitude to our hard working engineers and with International Plumbers Day today and with Hug a Plumber Day coming up (on April 25th) we have the perfect opportunity to do so! Working tirelessly, plumbers around the world are fixing the problems that nobody else can, keeping your homes happy and your bathrooms brilliant. So let’s give a little shout-out to our unsung hero of the u-bend, the plumber, and show them some love next month with a big hug (though we suggest you do so before they get into any sticky situations!).     Q. How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Three. The boss to tell the plumber, the plumber to tell the apprentice, and the apprentice to call an electrician.   Q. Why did the plumber lose his voice? A. Because he spent all day gassing   Anderson and Sons   “The only place in Fulham to take a leak”  

Plumbing Slogans

Posted by: William Anderson Posted Date: 22/08/2014
We have found that you need to retain a good sense of humour in our trade, since we often find ourselves in sticky situations. The ability to do a great job and see the humour in things helps us get through the day and makes for a great plumber. Plumbers work hard and are great sports when it comes to the humorous aspects of plumbing. We have found that our clients also like to see the funny side of things. So we thought we would find some plumbing slogans that encompass the funnier aspects

Haloween Jokes

Posted by: Happy G Posted Date: 30/10/2013

With Haloween coming up we thought we would celebrate with a few jokes -

 

Which ghost is the best dancer?
I don’t know.

The Boogie Man!

 

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I do not know what?
Bamboo

 

 

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

Because he did not have the Guts!!

 

 

What do ghosts serve for desert?

Ice scream!!

 

 

Why do ghosts not like parties?

They have no body to dance with

 

 

Toilet Humour

Posted by: William Anderson Posted Date: 06/03/2013

 

Since we try not to take ourselves too seriously and always enjoy our jobs, we thought we'd post a few jokes about plumbers and plumbing in here. Let us know what you think and send us any you think we should include!

 

 

Someone has broken into our local police station and stolen the toilet. Right now the Police say they have nothing to go on...

 

 

There just happened to be a solicitors convention and a plumbing convention happening in London at the same time. There was a party of three plumbers and three solicitors leaving Leeds and taking the train to the conventions. As they were standing in line for tickets, the lawyers noticed that the plumbers only bought one ticket. The lawyers bought their three tickets and boarded the train but watched the plumbers to see how they were going to get by with only one ticket. After boarding, the three plumbers squeezed into the toilet. Finally the Ticket Inspector came through the carriage, knocked on the door as he said, "Ticket please". The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the Inspector the ticket. After their conventions were over, the lawyers decided to do the same thing as the plumbers on the way back so they only purchased one ticket. However they noticed the plumbers didn't purchase any tickets at all. They were intrigued but weren't too concerned though because they were saving some money. So they all boarded the train and the lawyers packed into the tiny toilet. After a few minutes, one of the plumbers came by and knocked on the door "Ticket please."

 

 

A Fulham lad is admiring the Niagara Falls when a local approaches him and says, ‘Bet you’ve got nothing like that where you come from.’ ‘No,’ admits the Fulham resident. ‘But we’ve got plumbers who could fix it.’

 

 

A dog goes into a Plumbers Merchants and says: "I'd like a job please". The owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber?"

 

 

What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before.

 

 

Did you hear about the miracle of the blind plumber? He pick up a hammer and saw.

 

 

A good flush beats a full house every time.

 

 

Great Plumbing Related Quotes:

 

 

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.” - Alfred Hitchcock

 

 

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” - Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

 

 

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