With Haloween coming up we thought we would celebrate with a few jokes -

 

Which ghost is the best dancer?
I don’t know.

The Boogie Man!

 

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I do not know what?
Bamboo

 

 

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

Because he did not have the Guts!!

 

 

What do ghosts serve for desert?

Ice scream!!

 

 

Why do ghosts not like parties?

They have no body to dance with